If Men Got Pregnant...

If Men Got Pregnant…

- Maternity leave would last two years…with full pay.
- There’d be a cure for stretch marks.
- Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
- Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s number one health problem.
- All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent effectiveness.
- Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.
- Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
- They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
- Fathers would demand that their sons be home from dates by 10:00 p.m.
- Men could use their briefcases as diapers bags.
- They’d have to stop saying, “I’m afraid I’ll drop him.” -
 Paternity suits would be a line of clothes. - They’d stay in bed for the entire nine months.
- Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entrée.
- Woman would rule the world.